Jokes for Today

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Who is DOCTOR?
A person who kills
your ills, by pills,
and kills you, by his bills

Lalu: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Lalu: No, The Radio label shows Made in Japan but when I switch it ON radio says This is All India Radio!

  

Teacher: What Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Lalu thinks for a while and says
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Mam, I think They were 4 best friends..!







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